I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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