I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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