that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
