It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
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