I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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