Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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