I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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