Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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