whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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