just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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