oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I'm just crazy horny about you
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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