he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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