Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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