wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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