apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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