As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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