I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Randomize
