guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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