You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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