We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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