i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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