One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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