This girl is more easily done than said...
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
thus making me awesome and them whores
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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