if you like me you must not know who I am
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
