Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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