just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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