Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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