i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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