I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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