CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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