I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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