he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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