I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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