My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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