But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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