nut hugger
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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