It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
wow bdsm is so cute
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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