Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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