I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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