I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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