how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize
