Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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