Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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