No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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