awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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