i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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