i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Randomize
