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(718): View more from New York

did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?

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(517): View more from Michigan

Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.

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(631): View more from New York

Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer

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(707): View more from California

Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.

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(702): View more from Nevada

listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.

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