We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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