I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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