You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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