i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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