Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
