You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
