I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
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