She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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