i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Someone shit on the floor
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
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