I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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