How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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