There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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