i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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