you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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